Bed pans.... not for women.

July 29, 2014  

Well that freakin' sucked. So much for quick little procedure. At least I got to whiz in a bed pan twice... And all over myself. Some WOMAN needs to invent one for a hoo-hoo. 

Thank you so much for ALL the prayers. 

I even got my spider back! And they labeled it haha — at Boone Hospital Center.

Thank you so much for all of your thoughts and prayers. God is so great. And so are all of the very skilled and specialized doctors/surgeons who are able to jump right in and perform urgent type procedures at any moment.

My new vow: I will never complain about a doctor running way behind or canceling appointments for cases that need immediate attention, or really, for any reason. I have a few doctors that care for my family that spend so much time with us and I am so grateful.

Also, if I'm ever President, I will make it mandatory that nurses earn WAY more money and respect than they do.

I whizzed in a bed "pan". Really? No... Let's just say the "pan" was physically there.... But after I did my "bidness", those wonderful angels did that "let's just roll you over to one side, stiff as a board to my other nurse friend who needs a raise, and I'll stuff a nice clean, dry sheet under you and you can roll back over again..." And be dry.

So in other news, I know waaaayyyy more than I need to know about jugular veins, groin veins, pulling lines thru my heart, aortas, deep breathing, bubbles.... Can we just get back to the 8-ball nipples again?? Good grief.